The Chickening sees what you did there. Probably...
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The Chickening will NOT be televised.
Recipe of the picosecond:
- 15 Large Green Tomatoes
- Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, and Thyme
- 1/2 Large bag of charcoal
- Dice tomatoes into uniform half-inch cubes, and put in a large pot on high.
- Microwave the Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme CD for 2 minutes - pretty, innit?
- Simmer the tomatoes for 3 hours, then serve over charcoal. Wait, you wanted something edible? There's seriously no pleasing you people...
Warning: The chickening is not responsible for damage to your equipment or any costs associated with your stomach being pumped. Or anything really.