The Chickening is coming...
Current satellite coordinates...
( 142.17085, -88.99415 ) ( -153.84046, 139.23570 ) ( 63.61410, 61.92680 ) ( 70.85394, 109.14456 ) ( -60.37468, 59.45551 )
The Chickening will NOT be televised.
Recipe of the picosecond:
- 15 Large Green Tomatoes
- Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, and Thyme
- 1/2 Large bag of charcoal
- Dice tomatoes into uniform half-inch cubes, and put in a large pot on high.
- Microwave the Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme CD for 2 minutes - pretty, innit?
- Simmer the tomatoes for 3 hours, then serve over charcoal. Wait, you wanted something edible? There's seriously no pleasing you people...
Warning: The chickening is not responsible for damage to your equipment or any costs associated with your stomach being pumped. Or anything really.