The Chickening is coming...
Current satellite coordinates...
( -23.64318, 133.12689 ) ( 175.95832, 7.7426 ) ( -1.8167, 47.76230 ) ( 125.70534, 6.11878 ) ( -36.61295, -60.35540 )
The Chickening will NOT be televised.
Recipe of the picosecond:
- 15 Large Green Tomatoes
- Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, and Thyme
- 1/2 Large bag of charcoal
- Dice tomatoes into uniform half-inch cubes, and put in a large pot on high.
- Microwave the Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme CD for 2 minutes - pretty, innit?
- Simmer the tomatoes for 3 hours, then serve over charcoal. Wait, you wanted something edible? There's seriously no pleasing you people...
Warning: The chickening is not responsible for damage to your equipment or any costs associated with your stomach being pumped. Or anything really.