The Chickening is coming...


Beware!

Current satellite coordinates... ( 173.88937, -54.34232 ) ( 48.35887, -138.72664 ) ( -164.84838, -96.46343 ) ( -168.93709, -131.4250 ) ( 12.6363, 38.49947 )

The Chickening will NOT be televised.

Recipe of the picosecond:

Flambé Squirrel
Ingredients:

Procedure:
  1. Hold Squirrel firmly, and apply lighter fluid liberally
  2. Carefully add fire to the equation
  3. There you have it! The squirrel is now perfectly Flambé'd! Wait, you wanted something to eat? What would give you that sort of idea?

Warning: The chickening is not responsible for ancillary burns or PETA suing you for all you're worth. Or anything really.