The Chickening is coming...


Beware!

Current satellite coordinates... ( -23.64318, 133.12689 ) ( 175.95832, 7.7426 ) ( -1.8167, 47.76230 ) ( 125.70534, 6.11878 ) ( -36.61295, -60.35540 )

The Chickening will NOT be televised.

Recipe of the picosecond:

Tomato Soup
Ingredients:

Procedure:
  1. Dice tomatoes into uniform half-inch cubes, and put in a large pot on high.
  2. Microwave the Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme CD for 2 minutes - pretty, innit?
  3. Simmer the tomatoes for 3 hours, then serve over charcoal. Wait, you wanted something edible? There's seriously no pleasing you people...

Warning: The chickening is not responsible for damage to your equipment or any costs associated with your stomach being pumped. Or anything really.