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Recipe of the picosecond:

Tomato Soup
Ingredients:

Procedure:
  1. Dice tomatoes into uniform half-inch cubes, and put in a large pot on high.
  2. Microwave the Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme CD for 2 minutes - pretty, innit?
  3. Simmer the tomatoes for 3 hours, then serve over charcoal. Wait, you wanted something edible? There's seriously no pleasing you people...

Warning: The chickening is not responsible for damage to your equipment or any costs associated with your stomach being pumped. Or anything really.