The Chickening is coming...
Current satellite coordinates...
( 173.88937, -54.34232 ) ( 48.35887, -138.72664 ) ( -164.84838, -96.46343 ) ( -168.93709, -131.4250 ) ( 12.6363, 38.49947 )
The Chickening will NOT be televised.
Recipe of the picosecond:
- One Squirrel (any variety will do)
- Lighter fluid
- Hold Squirrel firmly, and apply lighter fluid liberally
- Carefully add fire to the equation
- There you have it! The squirrel is now perfectly Flambé'd! Wait, you wanted something to eat? What would give you that sort of idea?
Warning: The chickening is not responsible for ancillary burns or PETA suing you for all you're worth. Or anything really.